I can’t stand being in the friend zone for one more second! I’m tired of being called a Gooner just because I get a boner every time I think of my best friend. This is also her fault! She keeps accidentally turning me on, and then she doesn’t let me fuck her. Today, for example, she was going to show me a picture of her cat and pulled up the wrong video, so I had to watch her masturbate on her phone instead and couldn’t do anything about it! My balls were blue. Then, she tried to give me a speech about how important our friendship was and how she didn’t want to ruin it, but she didn’t realize her nipples were out the entire time. Everything she does makes my dick hard, I’m dying to fuck her, and she knows it. Then why did she choose to wear that sluty cowgirl outfit if she’s not going to ride my cock? She can’t tell me to cool off and then suck a popsicle in front of me as if it was my dick and expect me to behave. That’s it! I won’t be a Gooner ever again. It’s time to fuck her brains out.
